Last Halloween, there was a tiny sumo wrestler running around my house… This year, I went out in my yard to find a little gnome rummaging through my flowers. He was so cute, so I decided to keep him for always.

So here’s the story. I keep on finding my yard mowed and new flowers blooming when I go outside, so I thought there must be a neighbor doing all of this for me. But yesterday, I went outside, and I saw a little blue hat running around my car. I thought, “What was that?” Thankfully, I caught up with the little blue hat, and discovered a little garden gnome, no taller than my knee, trying his hardest to hide from me.

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Once I caught up with him, though, he was VERY bossy. First, he told me my grass had gotten too long again and he was very upset about it.

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Then he went up on my porch and started telling me how I needed to water my flowers more and get better pots for them.

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He got so mad at how badly I took care of my garden that he was about to leave. But, then, my roommate Natalie managed to distract him from leaving by giving him a pumpkin to look at, which he got very curious about.

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While he was distracted by the pumpkin, I grabbed a pillowcase and caught him in it. I’m not going to put a picture up of that so that he won’t ever try to criminally prosecute me for kidnapping him. I’m hoping he’ll just forget…

For scientific purposes, here is what a gnome face looks like:

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And here are what gnome feet look like. Notice the slightly inturned nature of their position:

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And here is a gnome butt. I’ve always been curious as to what a gnome butt looks like. I thought there might be others that share this secret curiosity:

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Anyway, I’m so happy I caught him. Everybody should try to meet him if they get the chance. My little gnome and I wanted to tell you Happy Halloween!

(Oh, and here is the less than 2 months old Sumo Wrestler from last year. I originally cut his diaper into a thong, but then he got hungry and while I was feeding him, he pooped and it came out the sides all over me. Bad call. Apparently this picture is taken post-pooping on me. With his papa, too.)

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